i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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