You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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