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My Higher Power is John Stamos
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Terrible idea I love it
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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