Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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