YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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