Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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