I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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