we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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