sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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