I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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