Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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