Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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