I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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