We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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