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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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