these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Non-Jews are for practice
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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