my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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