the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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