The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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