Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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