Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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