it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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