There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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