Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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