no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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