Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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