just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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