It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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