i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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