There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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