If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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