He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
