I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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