Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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