But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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