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say what?
wanna hang out?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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