i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
