he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I want to be your penis for a week.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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