it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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