is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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