I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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