Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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