so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If I die, sorry about rent.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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