Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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