4 words: hood of his car
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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