Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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