Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
only you would photoshop your dick
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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