yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Your dad touched me again.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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