fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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