Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I AM VODKA MAN
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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